Posted by
Catmman on Thursday, July 30, 2009 8:30:39 PM
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To the Tune of the Bud Light jingle, "Real Men of Genius")
Intro to jingle music...
Announcer: Bud Light presents, "Real Men of Genius"
Echoing singer: Reeeeal Men of Geeeeenius...
Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Accuses Anyone of Racism Guy
Echoing singer: Mr. Accuses Anyone of Racism Guy...
Announcer: Men without a huge chip on their shouder know not to scream at a cop for doing his job. Not you, Arbiter of supposed Absolute Moral Authority.
Echoing singer: Dr. King's spinning in the grave...
Announcer: What better way for a person of limited character such as yourself to cover for his own stupidity than to accuse another of the very racism you can't help but wallow in.
Echoing singer: Hyprocrit...
Announcer: So crack open a...what? Red Stripe? You don't like American beer either? What a complete idiot...At least Obama got the beer right...
Announcer: This commercial brought to you by "Beer Summit Countdown Clock", MSNBC, Washington, DC.
Echoing singer: Mr. Accuses Anyone of Racism Guy...
Fade out music...