Posted by
Catmman on Sunday, July 19, 2009 11:49:32 AM
In conducting painstaking research into the truth on 9/11, Roswell, Bigfoot and the Moon Landings, I have discovered the definitive truth about what happened:
The 9/11 attacks were perpetrated by genetically enhanced Bigfoots (who happened to be in the vicinity of Roswell and were affected by the alien radiation). They were on hand and remote-directed the planes into the towers themselves using their heightened ESP powers. The energy the Bigfoot used was supplemented by the titanium plane engines they consumed which gave them the telekinetic power to collapse Tower #7, all the while the crews and passengers from the real airlines were hauled off the Bigfoot population camps to make up breeding stock to keep the North American primate mystery alive. And the moon landings were faked by the government on agreement with the Bigfoots who are really moon men and didn't want their home world invaded by humans (American's after all! Is there no end to our imperialistic agenda?!) which is the real reason we haven't been back to the moon in forty years.
Oh, and on December 21, 2012 the world will end. I saw a movie trailer about it which proves it.
And JFK was killed by the Illuminati (or was that the Bilderbergers or Bohemian Grove) because he said "caahh" instead of "car".
And Mchael Jackson wanted to do a remake of the "Thirller"video but the only way he could look more like a zombie than he actually did was to really kill himself, hoping that an elixir created from the bones of the elephant man would re-animate his corpse, thereby giving a more "realistic" portrayal as a zombie than the one he did in 1983.
And Ron Paul is a more principled politician and savior for American because he participates in the extra-Consitutional process of earmarks, never read his own racist, anti-semitic newsletter for 20 years and never met a morally relativistic argument to blame America for something he didn't like.