Posted by
Catmman on Thursday, February 26, 2009 5:15:43 PM
The tenderness of the delicate American buttock is causing more environmental devastation than the country's love of gas-guzzling cars, fast food or McMansions, according to green campaigners. At fault, they say, is the US public's insistence on extra-soft, quilted and multi-ply products when they use the bathroom.
It was March or April a few years back that Sheryl Crow and other toilet paper facists were complaining about how much TP we use. Now the fact we use TP at all seems to have the Goracle acolytes all up in arms.
We could do what they do in the Middle East and just use our right hands I suppose. That would be a more ecological, though a quite unsanitary, alternative. One musn't confuse the comfort of our selfish bums to the comfort of Gaia I suppose. The British have never used John Wayne paper I guess. Let's send them some and see if their attitudes change a bit. Nothing like a rubbed raw bottom to focus ones eco-fanaticism.
Note: No pun intended in the post title.