Posted by
Catmman on Monday, December 22, 2008 11:53:24 AM
Knives are sharp - and stabby.
Drinking aftershave is, ummm, not good for you.
Scissors cut things.
Gravity is indeed, a beeotch.
So proclaimeth the government statists of the formerly great Britain. Government funds are actually being spent on a "leaflet" explaining to people many things, including those already mentioned above.
With this type of paranoid hackery, one would wonder how it is we've managed to survive as a species despite ourselves...