Posted by
Catmman on Friday, December 19, 2008 3:25:09 PM
Now it is said, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, the Reindeer who
single-handidly saved Christmas some years ago - is a girl.
Sacrilege! Heresy! Apostates!
For this to be true:
1. Rudolph's parents were either very good liars or didn't care about Rudolph's self-esteem. Remember how they felt the need to hide his nose? Additionally, wouldn't Rudolph's own parents know if he were a boy or girl?
2. Rudolph had only male friends. Remember Fireball? Yukon Cornelius? Hermie the Elf? (No Hermie jokes either - he was seen dancing with a sweet looking girl elf! Don't even try it...)
3. He was attracted to Clarice the Deer. They even kissed!
4. Rudolph fought the Bumble! Though the Bumble did get the upper hand on Rudolph and needed to be rescued by his friends Yukon and Hermie, he still showed courage rarely seen in a girl.
5. Let's face it - girls wouldn't have the stamina to fly Santa all over the world on Christmas Eve delivering presents to all the children of the world. This point also puts to bed the rumor that Santa's entire sleigh team was female. A girl named Comet! Puhleeeeese!
6. This goes along with Point #5 above: girls also CANnot participate in Reindeer games. They haven't the pyschological makeup for it - not mentally or physically tough enough. Remember how Rudolph's mom and Clarice cowered when faced with the Bumble?! Straight up girl-type reaction...
I rest my case!