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The True Point of Independence Day: England Sucks!

If you don't get a laugh from this video, you must be British!
 
Unwind as you watch this video.  Forget about the troubles you had last night when you were lighting off your fireworks.  Fondly remember the images of idiots shooting roman candles at each other and waving burning hot magnesium and phosphorous sparklers above their heads while dripping molten, burning metal dropped from above - and relive the laugh you had as you watched those idiots scream when the searing metal dropped onto their skin, causing intense pain and 2nd and 3rd degree burns - and recall the perplexed looks on the faces of the r-tards who did this as if what they were doing WOULDN'T result in agonizing injuries.
 
And remeber that because of morons like these, any type of rocket propelled firework was banned this year due to fire dangers ruining the fun for responsible families and citizens.  But take heart as you watch this video, that even though there are always idiots, their continuing antics will, more than likely sooner than later have them removing themselves from the gene pool, thereby securing responsible 4th of July fun for all in the future.
 
Now that I'm done venting (since I did indeed see this very behavior last night), have fun with this video
 
An after the 4th holiday laugh!
 
CONTENT WARNING: Language
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The "Redneck Rocket Launcher"

What would you expect to happen when a drunk redneck plans on launching 8,500 bottlerockets AT THE SAME TIME?
 
Things don't portend well when he says, "It's killer bad baby!!!" Or when you notice the guy is smoking the whole time he's handling explosives...
 
WARNING:  Don't try this at home.  The guys are professionals?
 
Amazingly, it works!
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