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Race War, Mutant Squirrell Style

I actually spelled "squirrell" right the first time.  How about this for an "immigration metaphor":
 
"Mutant Black Squirrels" from Russia are the latest to push in, upsetting the plans of the American Grey Squirrels, who thought that they had the native British Red Squirrels nearly subjugated.
 
Since then, they have gradually migrated northwards and eastwards as far as Cambridgeshire and Huntingdonshire. They are also common in some parts of North America.
 
Three years ago, a pack of Russian black squirrels bit to death a stray dog in a Russian park. They were said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.
 
That last sentence is BS, but it IS cool!
 
The protagonists, left to right: British, American and Russian Mutant squirrels
 
Real story here.
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