Posted by
Catmman on Thursday, January 31, 2008 10:55:30 AM
or "How to not let watching the Superbowl
KILL YOU!"
Yep. You read that right!
In the "are these people completely off-their-nut?" department, we are privy to a set of rules from some nanny-stater about how we can better enjoy,
and SURVIVE, our Superbowl experience this year.
First your spew warning.
...You may now continue.
From Fox News:
(
emphasis mine) She said that means:
— Take medications as prescribed.
— Avoid tobacco smoke and fatty meals.
— Get plenty of sleep the night before.
— Don't over-exert yourself physically.
— If you drink alcohol, limit yourself to one drink for a woman and two for a man.
— Try "not to get too angry with the refs."
Now this
idiot "Doctor" has obviously NEVER watched a football game, let alone a Superbowl in her entire life. And she has also never, ever, know anyone who has watched a football game or Superbowl in their entire life.
There is nothing sacred anymore. We can't even have a Superbowl without some interventionist trying to have us "be healthy."
I for one refuse to comply and will be consuming copious amounts of adult beverages and eating all sorts of not-so-good for me foodstuffs.
Lighten up already.
And if any Giants OR Patriots fans
do fall over dead from heart attacks, would that be such a
bad thing? : )