Posted by
Catmman on Wednesday, February 28, 2007 11:38:00 AM
A great expose' of environmetal hypocrisy just teaming with sarcasm and derision. I love it!
I post it here in it's entirety (h/t:
michellemalkin.com):
Conserve as I say, not as I do
Lorne Gunter
National Post
Monday, February 26, 2007
On July 7, enviro crusader Al Gore will host "Live Earth" concerts in seven cities around the world to raise awareness of global warming.
Over 100 top groups have already pledged to perform, among them Red Hot Chili Peppers, Foo Fighters, Keane, Snow Patrol, Snoop Dogg, Bon Jovi, Duran Duran and Kelly Clarkson.
Do they all plan to play acoustical instruments on candle-lit stages?
If you have ever been backstage at a rock concert, you'll know that the place is crisscrossed with miles and miles of cables, each as big around as a child's forearm. And they're not carrying steam from geothermal sources or current generated by scores of volunteers pedalling stationary cycles hooked up to converters.
The lights, speakers and massive audio panels have a ravenous appetite for electricity.
Then there are all the television cameras, satellite uplinks and broadcast control rooms. To keep them going will require fleets of semi-trailers idling to power the generators.
And rock stars don't fly coach class. They will arrive in the concert cities in squadrons of private jets, to be picked up at the airports by fleets of massive stretch SUV limos whose gasoline consumption is measured not in kilometres per litre, but in litres per kilometre.
They have to eat, too. The energy to sustain the caterers' mobile kitchens and refrigerators (our enviro- friendly crooners and warblers would throw the bottle across the dressing room in disgust if served warm mineral water), and to keep the celebrities' food warm in the banquet tents and steam the milk for their lattes would power hundreds of homes for a year.
Admittedly, organizers have promised to use as much power as possible from renewable sources (although they have not explained how they will be able to separate out only the "green" energy coming through the transmission lines supplying their sites). And they plan to buy carbon credits to cover off all the truck, limo and jet transportation their crews and stars will use.
Still, "carbon credits" are only a conscience sop. They don't actually reduce greenhouse emissions, they just make those consuming the energy feel less guilty about it.
In the name of preventing global warming, the Live Earth concerts will be responsible for more greenhouse emissions than all the soccer moms in, say, Mississauga, Ont. driving around all year in their mini-vans and H3s.
The hypocrisy of the Live Earth concerts is not unlike the hypocrisy of David Suzuki's current cross- Canada eco-evangelism crusade. (Think of Dr. Suzuki as a green version of Elmer Gantry, and you'll get the right image).
On Friday, the increasingly shrill and dogmatic geneticist-environmental-inquisitor, pulled his pollution-spewing diesel tour bus into Calgary. At an elementary school in the riding next to Prime Minister Stephen Harper's, Dr. Suzuki told students Mr. Harper doesn't care about them or their futures. "The only thing he cares about is getting re-elected with a majority government," he harangued the five- to 12-year-olds.
"I don't believe there is a green bone in Harper's body -- he has never, ever indicated he cares about the environment."
And how can Dr. Suzuki be so sure of Mr. Harper's total disregard for the environment? I suppose it's because, when on tour, Dr. Suzuki used the same kind of emission-belching bus the PM uses when campaigning.
Jason Curan, a Suzuki spokesman, confessed to the Winnipeg Sun that the Suzukimobile was "kind of too fancy for our needs." There are at most eight people, including the driver, on a bus built for 30 or more.
The Suzuki Foundation could have chosen a smaller vehicle that used less fuel and produced fewer emissions, but, well, the holier-than-thou ecopreacher seems to like to travel in style. Dr. Suzuki's Sanctimony '07 tour is not even using biodiesel rather than regular diesel because, as Mr. Curan further admitted, that would void the engine's warranty.
Using a bigger-than-needed vehicle for comfort and eschewing environmental alternatives because of pragmatic concerns such as warranties: Why, the Suzuki-ites sound just like the consumers they like to deride for their lack of green consciences.
Like the Live Earth producers, the Suzuki tour has promised to buy carbon credits to cover its emission tracks. But buying credits is to reducing emissions what the medieval practice of buying indulgences was to absolving sins.
Whether rocking on stage, travelling the country or propagandizing to a bunch of school children, it is easier to preach green, then to be green.
Lgunter@shaw.ca
© National Post 2007